Surely you've heard of the Infinite Monkey theorem -- a monkey hitting random keys on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type Shakespeare's works. The Infinite Kitten theory is similar, but without flinging poo. A kitten playing with a ball of yarn for an infinite amount of time will almost surely knit a sweater.
I've been told for years I should write a book. "it would be great, Sue. You're so funny". Granted, these comments have all been from friends, and I suspect that a large part of their amusement comes from knowing what my voice is like and "hearing" that when they read what I write.
I have no plans to write a book. I'm not even sure how good I'll be at writing a blog. Nevertheless, here it goes. And if I slack off, maybe I can find a monkey with a typewriter and infinite amount of time to post for me.
